white0demon

hello!!!!!!!! yeah i'm late for the first wish but oh well.. happy holidays to all of you :D

Dear baremenos: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you sit on my fart balloon. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that i did a sex change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always will try to forget eggplant-fetishism . Disgusting regards, white0demon love you baremenos :heart: http://amuris.deviantart.com/journal/20567546/ whoever wants to do it get tagged! it's funny :P

--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-intere